Obnoxious Bitch

Friday, December 31, 2004

2004: It was a… year…

Time to look back and figure out if I actually accomplished anything noteworthy over the past year.  Let’s see…

I learned how to customize Jive Forums, and since August helped migrate and launch the message boards for Warner Bros., Harry Potter and DC Comics.  They all still need tweaks to add or enhance some features, but 2005 is another year.

One day not too long ago while channel surfing, I saw this documentary and decided I’d finally found the perfect place to hold my funeral ceremony and house my memorial plaque (since I plan on cremation and scattering): Hollywood Forever.  I plan to get over there for a tour and a pre-need consultation sometime soon.

Suicidal thoughts came and went without incident after I came to grips with the fact that the majority of my fellow Americans are so fucking stupid that they actually elected the worst president in history, a barely sentient jackass who, even surrounded by lackeys whose job it is to make sure he looks like he knows what he’s doing cannot seem to properly pronounce the word “nuclear,” whose first four years were the result of a Supreme Court decision that many people still feel was a gross miscarriage of justice, to a second term.  Rich Christian White people everywhere rejoice… your champion is free to continue fucking the rest of us out of our hard earned money, our tech jobs, our civil liberties, the lives of many of our children in the military and the goodwill of other nations.  Onward Christian Soldiers!

I made some new friends and enemies while honing my writing skills and adding the equivalent of a few pages to the Internet by posting on Les’ blog at Stupid Evil Bastard, as well as the Restore the Pledge, and Gods and Generals message boards.

That’s pretty much it.  2 geeky things that barely qualify as “accomplishments,” the will to survive overcoming the despair of being governed by a retard while his administration wipes their ass with the Constitution, and finding a final resting place.  Christalmighty! The older I get the less worthy I am of the space I take up on the planet.  Let’s hope I do something I can actually be PROUD of in 2005!