Monday, April 25, 2005

Migrating to Expression Engine

Bless his Stupid Evil heart, Les helped me install EE on my server, and I’m going through the painful process of migrating all my old entries via cut & paste since there’s no easy way to import them into Expression Engine.  Unfortunately, I’m unable to replicate the few comments I managed to get on the old version, so they’re essentially gone forever now.  Ah well…

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Lazy Blogger!

C&P from email is kinda cheating, isn’t it? Ah well, it’s been a long day. 

From: a family friend
Subject: The Idiot Chimp Strikes Again

Update: It would appear this is a hoax.  I admit I was fooled!  That it’s so totally plausible is hardly comforting, however… (Thanks, Jess!)

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: “We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being.” The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word ‘feces’ when he meant to say “fetus.”

Can you friggin’ believe this jackoff???

From: OB
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 8:22 AM
To: [my peeps]
Subject: More political humor

Funny, yet frightening! Dubya’s living proof that in America even a moron can rise to great heights (provided said moron is propped up by powerful family and friends). I don’t think it’s too much to ask for a President who can beat me in a spelling bee… or who knows the difference between a developing human and a pile of crap! No wonder the rest of the world is busy laughing at us or hating our guts; our public “face” is that of a slack-jawed lackwit who can’t speak English despite being American-born.

This is totally hilarious:

He’s a liberal wiener. He’s a right-wing nut job. See John Kerry and George Bush square off and trade insults in this can’t-miss campaign spoof of “This Land is Your Land.”

Enjoy!

P.S. Here’s hoping Jesse Ventura runs in 2008… at least “The Body” has a functioning BRAIN!

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Persistence pays off!

I finally fixed the CSS, and the site seems to be viewable in Netscape now.  Woo hoo!

Now I can get a good night’s sleep (relatively speaking, anyway).

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Happy Blogiversary to me!

I put this blog up exactly 3 years ago today.

You’d think I’d know what the hell I’m doing by now, eh?

Saturday, May 08, 2004

Code Woes

Argh, what the hell is the matter with the template?  I’ve gotta redesign this bitch… IE’s not the only browser on the planet, but it’s the only one that renders the styles properly.  Dammit all to hell.

update 5/26: for lack of a slash the blog was lost… damned h6 tag wasn’t closed