Monday, September 02, 2002

I Cast a Pearl

Well, today I accomplished a milestone.  I was awarded a spot on the Pearls page of Oprano Webmaster Resources.

And my mom always told me that my filthy mouth would get me nowhere but in trouble!  Ha!

Friday, February 22, 2002

Pyrex: Out of the Kitchen & Into the Bedroom

For decades we’ve been using it to cook meals and facilitate medical & scientific research, but now folks are going to praise Pyrex in a whole new way!  This wondrous, durable, solid glass is now being made into sex toys.  That’s pretty damned exciting if you ask me!  It can be heated, chilled and sterilized, without fear of damaging the material or failing to get it completely clean.  Not only that, but the design possibilities are virtually limitless!  Not only can you have a sex toy that’ll hit all the right spots, but after you’re done with your fun, you can clean it til it sparkles and put it on the mantel as art!

I just got a small shipment from NaughtyGlass.com, and I can’t wait to do some research, because I plan to write an article about this new and exciting line of toys.  What the hell… I’ve been meaning to start writing again, and what better subject than one so near and dear to my heart as the joys of toys?

Just by coincidence, I’d put in my order, and then last night on HBO’s Real Sex (#27, if anyone cares - haha), there was a piece about some folks who’re fabricating these delightful dildos.  I’ve been a toy aficionado since I happened upon one at the home of a woman for whom I babysat. A few years later, when I reached the legal age to walk into a store and buy my own, I started doing so with abandon.  Ain’t nobody better than me, after all…

I’ll be posting reviews of my recent acquisitions on the NaughtyGlass site as I try them out.  Boy oh boy, is this gonna be fun or what?