Obnoxious Bitch
Saturday, March 15, 2003
Because I’m totally fucking lazy today
I’m just going to cut & paste a tangent I went off on in email, in response to the tongue-in-cheek question, “What are you? Some kind of Republican or something? (hahahahaha)”
(of course, I did add links… so I guess I’m not really all THAT lazy, eh?)
Hahaha Hardly. Republicans generally don’t like my kind: pro-choice, atheist, card-carrying member of both the Free Speech Coalition and the ACLU, making a very small part-time living (in fact, last year I think I only made enough to qualify as a hobbyist) at selling internet pornography; in support of the 9th Circuit’s opinion last year that the words, “under God,” make the mandatory recitation in public schools of the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional, and of the opinion that the 2nd Amendment quite clearly supports the right of every American to keep and bear arms. I like to think I’m a Republican’s nightmare, and I actually believe that it’s long past time for a third party to be a viable alternative.
In fact, politically speaking, beyond a rather vague label of “Independent,” I’m not really sure what the hell I am. I agree with nearly everything the Libertarians have to say, except perhaps open borders and totally free trade—still chewing on those aspects. I *detest* politicians, because most of them seem to forget that their JOB is to represent the people who voted them in, and I don’t see very many of them doing that. A guy I know is campaigning for president... ["running for president,” that is—lousy grammar, bad OB!]
I believe the only “crimes” should be those in which one party deprives another of life, liberty or property (bye-bye “War on Drugs” and mandatory sentences, Three Strikes or whatever-the-f*ck). I’d rather take my chances and provide for my OWN safety from terrorists than cede my civil liberties to the fedgov like the quaking pantywaist Americans who think that “only people with something to hide” should fear the sweeping intrusion into our privacy, in the name of “Homeland Security,” of shit legislation like the PATRIOT Act. I believe our educational system SUCKS and is churning out ignorant sheep who are programmed to believe that the government knows best. I believe that attempting to sanitize everything in society so that we only see and hear things that won’t offend anyone anywhere, or are considered safe for the eyes and ears of children 13 and under, is a slap in the face to free-thinking Americans and people who still believe we have a chance to enjoy Liberty as envisioned by the Founding Fathers. I believe anyone who cannot properly pronounce the word “nuclear” should be disqualified as a candidate for public office, because they are clearly too f*cking stupid to represent me.
But, best of all, the response to this rant:
You are named correctly as you are your Daddy’s child in many many ways.
Heh, Daddy’s Little Girl grew up to be Obnoxious Bitch. The Rock would’ve LOVED that!
Oh yeah… I slapped up a message board. Why? Because I can! Who knows? Maybe someone will actually come by and have something to say!
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