Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Lazy Blogger!

C&P from email is kinda cheating, isn’t it? Ah well, it’s been a long day. 

From: a family friend
Subject: The Idiot Chimp Strikes Again

Update: It would appear this is a hoax.  I admit I was fooled!  That it’s so totally plausible is hardly comforting, however… (Thanks, Jess!)

NEWSWEEK reports that President Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: “We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A Feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being.” The audience listened in disbelief as the President repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word ‘feces’ when he meant to say “fetus.”

Can you friggin’ believe this jackoff???

From: OB
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 8:22 AM
To: [my peeps]
Subject: More political humor

Funny, yet frightening! Dubya’s living proof that in America even a moron can rise to great heights (provided said moron is propped up by powerful family and friends). I don’t think it’s too much to ask for a President who can beat me in a spelling bee… or who knows the difference between a developing human and a pile of crap! No wonder the rest of the world is busy laughing at us or hating our guts; our public “face” is that of a slack-jawed lackwit who can’t speak English despite being American-born.

This is totally hilarious:

He’s a liberal wiener. He’s a right-wing nut job. See John Kerry and George Bush square off and trade insults in this can’t-miss campaign spoof of “This Land is Your Land.”

Enjoy!

P.S. Here’s hoping Jesse Ventura runs in 2008… at least “The Body” has a functioning BRAIN!

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